August 7, 2002: :Taco Bell: : This one day it was me, Junalyn, Rachael, Hozay, Sam, Chris, Dwayne, and Herbert in taco bell...but before all that...Junalyn spit on Hozay's shoe...I need to tell the whole story...so we was on our way to taco bell and Junalyn was hella spittin' up loogies...she was walkin' next to Hozay and she juss wanted to spit in front of him...but when she spit...the loogie went right on top of Hozay's shoe...haha...she got hella good aim...ewwww...that shit was hella nasty...it was all white and they used leaves to wipe it off...hehe...yea...so n e ways...back to what happened at taco bell. At first we was juss goin there cuz Hozay's baby-ass wanted to eat some tacos even though we was juss at Crack in the Box and he coulda got some there...I guess he wanted them for cheaper cuz Sam werks there but n e ways...so we was there and then along came Herbert and Sam gave us free nachos and so e'ryone was ating. After we ate...Junalyn said, "hey, if u(jose)and Herbert kiss, I'll give you a dollar", but they didn't...so I offered to pay two dollars...and they still didn't. And then came Chris and Dwayne and we was all juss there. No paticular point of bein there...we was juss too lazy to get our asses up. Then we asked if Chris would kiss Hozay...but they still didn't want to...they're gay! yea...so...we were botherin' Sam...but it wasn't like it was hella people orderin food. After about an hour Rachael decided she wanted to buy some speakers from walgreens [walgreens is right next to taco bell] so we went to walgreens and got her speakers. So then we went back and we was playin with this flower that Rachael got for Hozay(awww...how sweet! haha) and they hella messed it up...that's so sad...that poor flower...and we was throwin' it at each other. THEN...people started throwin their fuckin' ICE CUBES. Actually...it didn't start that way...Rachael put an ice cube down Hozay's pants...haha...and then Hozay started throwin' ice around...and that's how the whole thang started. Then we called for clean up...and the clean up person was Sam...we felt kinda bad for makin a mess...but shit...that's his job.Then we had to go home....THE END

August 8, 2002 : :I'm not scerd. I'm smart: : This story is kinda short...but it's hella muthafuckin' phunny!!!! K...so it was the last week of skool and me, Junalyn, Rachael, and Hozay were walking home from skool. Junalyn had a lil' bit of drank and we was all drinkin a lil', we was givin' some to Hozay but he said he didn't want n e cuz it was stupid and drinking is bad...and we kept tellin' him it's ok...there was only a drop left in the bottle...and he still said NO...so we said stop bein' scerd...and he said, "I'm not scerd. I'm smart." He was hella serious too...that shit's hella funny. THE END

August 9, 2002 : :In da movies: : This one day, it was me, junalyn, hozay, rachael, junalyn's sister char and her frend, jade went 2 the movies. me, junalyn, char and jade got a ride from junalyn's dad. we got there earlier than hozay and rachael, so we were juss waiting 4 them. then they came and they got food and went in the movie. we were going to see MIIB. me, junalyn, char and jade went in the movie after them. when we juss got into the door, me and junalyn made an entrance. we said "hozay'z gay" hella loud. him and rachael were juss walkin into their seat and they juss hella look at us. haha! we had hozay's phone and we were juss hella calling rachael wit it and she wouldn't pick up. he wanted his phone back but we wouldn't give it back 2 him and he cried like a BABY GURL. then we watched the movie and we were gonna try 2 ditch them. we couldn't tho because we watned 2 see the movie. after we saw the movie, we were thinkin bout sneakin in another movie, but we said nah we ain't gonna take the chance in gettin caught cuz these 3 doods got caught. so, we went 2 mcdonalds and got somethin 2 eat...when we was at mcdonalds, this homeless guy came in and asked hella people for a quarter...he asked jade and she said no, and he called her a bitch! How is he juss gon do dat...she's juss a lil gurl...after we went to mcdonalds we went back to the theatre and paid 4 our like mike tickets. we went in and the movie kinda started. so we were juss tryinna find us a seat and hozay found us one. we all sat in one row and juss watched the movie. then after that, we juss went home cuz pple had 2 go home and shit...THE END

August 10, 2002 : :Foil: : This story is from back in 2000 when I was in 8th grade...it just shows how much I've never changed. Ok...it was Me, Sarah, Olivia, and . We went to Washington Skool [prolly the GAYEST skool]. It was very small and the 6th, 7th, and 8th graders had to be in one class. And there was this one little annoying 7th grader (back then). His name was Carlo, he would always bother us and say dumb shit...everyday he would eat a sandwich in the morning...and it would always be wrapped in foil...he wouldn't juss wrap his sandwich, he would wrap almost all of his food! So this one day we noticed that, and we decided to make fun of him...I know it sounds mean...but if u knew him...you woulda done da same. So after skool we all went to Sarah's house and made all our stuff...Sarah provided the sandwiches, Christina, was in charge of the drinks, I brought the cupcakes, and Olivia brought candy. So in the morning...we all went to Sarah's house to wrap all our things in foil...all the sandwiches, cupcakes, and even the candy and the drinks. So in the morning, about the time Carlo eats his food...we brought out our stuff and started eating...it was hella funny...he looked at us evil...hehe...it was all in fun though...I don't think he took it too seriously though...THE END

August 11, 2002 : :Don't Fall...k!: : So this one day it seemed like e'rybody was there after skool...then when they all went home...then it was just Me, Junalyn, Rachael, and Hozay. He was givin us all a ride home so we stayed at the skool and waited for his mom...while we was waiting in the front of the skool...Rachael and Hozay was playin' around...they was tryina give each other piggy back rides. When Hozay was givin' Rachael a piggy back ride, he kept droppin' her...Me and Junalyn kept saying, "Stop dropping her!" And Hozay was like, "She doin it on purpose", but we didn't believe him...so we kept yelling at him and Rachael juss kept saying, "I know Hozay, stop dropping me!" and she was hella laffing...it was hella funny...then Rachael said, "Ok...I'm not gonna do it no more" even though she did...then when Hozay's mom came he wanted to drive home but his mom said no...and he was hella whining and his mom said, "See! He's spoiled...he's a baby girl." haha...Hozay's a gurl. haha...ok...THE END

April 25, 2003: :Walgreens: : This story happened a long long time ago. And I'm getting tired of doing that color thing cuz it takes too long, so yea. It was last year and me, Junalyn, Rachael, and Hozay went to the movies. I forgot what we watched, but anyway after we went we ate at Crack in the Box and we were waiting to get picked up cuz we didn't wanna walk hella far. We went to Walgreens cuz it was right next to Jack in the Box. We were in there for like 2 hours cuz no one was coming. And Hozay's cuzin or whatever worked there or was the manager or some shit like that and we were playing with all the toys and making hella noise. And no one even said anything to us. That was hella fun. Me and Hozay was playing basketball and Junalyn and Rachael was sitting in the folding chairs. And then one of Hozay's friends who worked there, a.k.a. Juna's stalker (but that's another story), was hella trying to give Hozay these Spice Girls posters. I dunno why, but that's all they had for free at Walgreens. Hozay didn't wanna be rude so he accepted them, and we kept telling him to keep it, but he didn't. He left it there. Yeah...the end.

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~ Ju-lyn ~ We haven't known each other for that long, but it seems like it. You prolly one of the only people I can really trust. And it's koo that we can tell each other anythang and e'rythang. I hope we tight foever. Bless u! Yo welcome! Cough you! It's not multiple choice! hehe...:)

~ Rachael ~ Damn! We known each other since we was like three...that's hella long...ever since then we been half sisters [hehe]. Member them days...yea. You was always there fo me and you still are. Half sistas fa life!

~ Lynn ~ Hey gurl! You are my bestest in the world...haha! Member when we used to sleep ova at Auntie and Uncle's house...juss stay up and play nintendo...hehe....do u think we're too old for that now? I don't...yo never too old to have fun witcho cuzos.

~ Olivia ~ Sup Olivierz! hehe...we been close since da sixth grade...even though we ain't as close as we was back then...we still gurls. yea...so wassup? how ya been? hit me up layta aight!

~ 2 the party line ~ Sup to all the team players...Ju-lyn, Anty (sometimes), Herbert (sometimes), Justin (sometimes), and Alexa. Skool's starting monday...that means no staying up too late...nah but it was fun staying up talking on the fone and watching tv, specially Ass-Jack or what Anty likes to call it, Jackbutt. But summer's coming soon so more party line...k.